Prophets of Old

Welcome to the Prophets of Old, where the ancient ones spoke truth to power.

Meet Zealot, the founder of Prophets of Old

Zealot was a man on a mission. A man with a plan. A man with a beard that rivaled the great pyramids.

He spoke truth to power, and power was not always happy about it.

But Zealot didn't care. He had the gift of prophecy, and the courage to speak it.

Learn more about Zealot, and how he brought the light of knowledge to a world in darkness.

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To speak truth to power, and sell prophecies to those who seek it.

To bring light to those in darkness, and darkness to those in light.

To be the voice of the voiceless, and the prophecy of the unprophesied.